“Strictly Math for Laughs “

This is a strictly …..  a mathematical  viewpoint… and it goes like  this:

What Makes  100% ? 
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? 
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving  more than 100%?         We have all been to those meetings  where someone wants you to give over  100%.   

How about achieving 103%?
What  makes up 100% in life?  
Here’s a little  mathematical formula that might help you answer  these questions as calculated by 2 un-named Math Professors.

If:
A B C D E F G H I J  K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Is  represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14  15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then we can calculate the percentages like this:
“ H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K “
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 =  98% 
And :
“ K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E “
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But : 
“ A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E “
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 =  100%  
And: 
“ B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T”
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 =  103%  

Now –  look how far ‘ass-kissing’ will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G  
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7  = 118%  

So, with mathematical certainty, that while  Hard  work  and  Knowledge will get you close, and  Attitude   will get you there – Its  the   Bullshit   and   Ass-Kissing that will put you over the  top. 

Now you  know why Politicians are where they  are!

 If you naturally ‘crack a smile’ at this point – it’s ok, everyone with an ounce of humor does too.

Have a great day !